thedatinglogbook

Posts Tagged ‘gender humor’

The Newpaper – Hard truth behind S’pore men’s performance in bed

In Dating and Love, Humour, Marriage on February 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm

My friend sent me this link to an article and I wonder if these women ever tested their men the way they test their perfume, moisturizer or shampoo.

 The Newpaper – Hard truth behind S’pore men’s performance in bed

Excerpt -

‘HEARD the joke that a good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find?

Well, six in 10 Singapore women in a recent sex survey share the latter problem with the latter. They were not satisfied with their partners’ erections.’

What can women learn from these women in this article?

Lesson #1 :

Never trust the beautiful packaging on the shampoo or conditioner bottle. When a man is too good to be true….. it is likely too good to be true until you tested it…. yes, that includes the bedroom if it matters to you.

Apparently in the article it matters to these women because they realised they were short-changed when they bought into the seemingly ‘goody-two-shoes man packaging’.

Lesson #2:

‘One man’s meat is another man’s poison’

and same goes for the saying,  

‘One man’s bitch is another man’s babe.’

The same analogy can be found in the lousy movie reviews in newspapers, which some of us will find the movies very much enjoyable.

Never believe in hearsay of what people talk about a person until you get to know them personally. You never know what you are missing out if you are light on your ears. Just because someone tell you this guy looks flamboyant does not mean he is the unfaithful sort. Similarly, you will be absolutely surprise that some virtous appearing women are just as philanderous like a playboy except that they do it in a discreet manner.

So remember, ‘Reviews or comments from friends are always personal…. but it is the best to test the product or get to know the person better ourselves.’

He’s Just Not That Into You

In Dating and Love on February 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm

My lovely ladies, thedatinglogbook had a week of visiting and festive fun so it’s time to take a little breather from writing. The Dating Logbook will not leave you in the lurch so here’s something to look forward to.

In the name of the journey of discovering the opposite sex, thedatinglogbook shares with you an upcoming movie, worthy of your gossiping interest.

‘He’s Just Not That Into You’  – The Movie

He's Just Not That Into You - The Movie

He's Just Not That Into You - The Movie

This is a movie based on the scribs of  ‘Sex and the City’, Greg Behrandt and Liz Tuccilo.

For those wondering what is the content like, here’s one short excerpt for women who are still wondering why he isn’t reacting to you.

Dear Greg,

I’m so disappointed. I have this friend that I’ve known platonically for about ten years. He lives in a different city and recently he was in town for work, so we met for dinner. All of a sudden it felt like we were on a date. He was completely flirting with me. He even said to me, as he was checking me out, “So, what, you’re working the whole ‘model thing’ now?” (That’s flirting, right?) We both agreed that we should get together again soon. Well, Greg, I’m disappointed because it’s been two weeks and he hasn’t called me. Can I call him? He might be nervous about turning the friendship into romance. Can’t I give him a nudge now? Isn’t that what friends are for?

Jodi

Dear Friendly Girl,

Two weeks is two weeks, except when it’s ten years and two weeks. That’s how long ago he decided whether or not he could date a model or a girl who looks like one. Can you be a pal and give him a nudge? Nudge away, friendster — but watch how fast that nudge doesn’t get a return phone call. And if your dinner/date did feel different to him, it’s been two weeks and he’s had time to think about it and decide he’s just not that into you. Here’s the truth: Guys don’t mind messing up a friendship if it could lead to sex, whether it be a “(expletive) buddy” situation or a meaningful romance. Go find someone that lives in your zip code who will be rocked to the core by your deep conversation and model looks.

I hate to tell you, but that whole “I don’t want to ruin the friendship” excuse is a racket. It works so well because it seems so wise. Sex could mess up a friendship. Unfortunately, in the entire history of mankind, that excuse has never ever been used by someone who actually means it. If we’re really excited about someone, we can’t stop ourselves — we want more. If we’re friends with someone and attracted to them, we’re going to want to take it further. And please, don’t tell me he’s just “scared.” The only thing he’s scared of — and I say this with a lot of love — is how not attracted to you he is. “

 

For some pictures and other info about ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’, check out these links,

 Commentary – ‘So He’s Just Not That Into You’

 Excerpt from ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’

The Dating Logbook says,

‘Keep the anticipation brewing, keep the gentle wind blowing, and definitely it will be mind blowing.’

 

With lots of romance and ideas,

thedatinglogbook.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.